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schweg, 🦇

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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 i am either 300 or 800 years old ⚰️ legally speaking, every post is satire https://tacobout.online SW-8401-9041-4251

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taco 'bout itJul 1, 2026
#BB28, i don’t know, surrounded by dinosaurs?
"‘Oh, they haven’t done that forever!’ And then with the time travel theme, maybe we’ll do a new twist, which is, ‘You loved that competition in Season 4. But they have to be, I don’t know, surrounded by dinosaurs.'" we, the #BB28 fans Demand a dinosaur pressure cooker! Source: Julie Chen Moonves Teases BB28 Premiere...
BB28big brother
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taco 'bout itJul 1, 2026
benefits of optimizing games for lower-powered devices
so for the last few years we've had to listen to developers absolutely losing their minds over how the xbox series s is supposedly "holding back the generation" and honestly? it's getting kind of old like, i get it. you want to use the shiny new unreal engine 5 features to render the individual pores...
series ssteamdeck
taco 'bout it
taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
people out here trying to be mean to me when i’m just like
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cuteme
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taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
happy final hours of pride
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaN7KqpIQvK/?igsh=NDFvNjhubWZqbTNh
comedyend game
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taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
not a fail queen, the queen of fails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0tmA68_tSA&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VU9IHCQlOCwGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
alaska 5000alaska thunderfuck
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taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
Rayan Abu al-Ajeen, yet another heartbreaking story from the more than 20,000 children murdered by israel
A U.N. report highlights Israel's deliberate strategy targeting children in Gaza, alleging war crimes and genocide. Three days earlier, Israeli forces shoot 3-year-old Rayan Abu al-Ajeen in the head near a military boundary, then detain his father and deny the dying child medical aid. Israel, of course, dismissed the findings. Al-Ajeen [the boy's father] tried...
childrengaza
taco 'bout it
taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
oh, rocky!
While 24 of the 35 productions reported at least some box office downturn – some more significantly than others – one show bucked the trend with a best-ever number: The Rocky Horror Show grossed $1,215,225, filling 97% of seats at Studio 54 and setting a new house record at the venue. Source: 'The Rocky Horror...
broadwayluke evans
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taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
doing well… :-/
official schwegler pride body count update: (-6), somehow
prideranting
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taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
normal interactions
him: you look so hot, dude. me: **turns more red and also 🥺** him: no, i mean, like, temperature. are you ok?
heat advisorylife
taco 'bout it
taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
normal interactions
him: you look so hot dudeme: **turns more red and also 🥺**him: no, i mean, like, temperature. are you ok?
heat advisorylife
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taco 'bout itJun 30, 2026
got that grimace cup, fam
fast foodgrimace
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taco 'bout itJun 29, 2026
it is SO hot outside
i think I’m at least medium rare after sitting in my car on the way home
annoyedcar