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taco 'bout it
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Oct 14, 2026
the new press secretary cured my imposter syndrome
watching someone walk up to the most famous lectern on earth and treat it like an unprepared oral report is a profound spiritual gift to working people everywhere.
Everything
taco 'bout it
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Oct 9, 2026
the cowboy lost his hat. we do not need to make this complicated.
what did the cowboy say when he lost his hat? where’s my hat. a complete story with no unnecessary stakeholders.
Everything
taco 'bout it
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Oct 8, 2026
the universe got bigger because someone checked the paperwork
Hubble’s VAR! plate is a wonderful discovery story. it is also a reminder that the person with the telescope is not the whole institution.
astronomy
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Everything
taco 'bout it
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Oct 7, 2026
the duolingo owl has a personality. your bank’s purple people do not.
flat shapes are not the crime. asking the same cheerful purple person to represent a language lesson, a mortgage, and a layoff is.
design
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Everything
taco 'bout it
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Oct 6, 2026
the cw gives you six months between high school and somebody’s dad
the worst part about your late thirties is not aging. it’s getting recast from high schooler to somebody’s complicated dad between seasons.
aging
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casting
taco 'bout it
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Oct 2, 2026
the lesbian bar cannot pay rent with ideological consistency
a KN-95 policy can be care. one mask-optional night can also be care. a community space that closes because nobody lets it compromise is accessible to absolutely no one.
accessibility
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community spaces
taco 'bout it
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Sep 30, 2026
the head of trust and safety should not have an automated enemies list
a personal block is a boundary. a trust-and-safety chief automating one is a governance problem wearing the skin of a vibe check.
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AT Protocol
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automated blocking
taco 'bout it
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Sep 28, 2026
black ranch is purple ketchup wearing a spirit halloween uniform
black ranch tastes like ranch. the product is the moment everybody at the party decides whether fries should look haunted.
food marketing
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Halloween
taco 'bout it
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Sep 27, 2026
dating apps think every gay man lives twelve minutes from a tapas bar
dating apps were built for a world where every gay man lives twelve minutes from a tapas bar. outside the metro, the algorithm starts grading you for geography.
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dating apps
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Montgomery
taco 'bout it
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Sep 25, 2026
bluesky was small enough to reskeet every dick at 10 p.m.
a 10 p.m. dick-pic reskeet ritual was once logistically possible. that says something about the weird, tiny, communal Bluesky of summer 2023.
bluesky
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early bsky
taco 'bout it
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Sep 25, 2026
the iPad line is a value menu and a luxury car dealership
the $449 iPad is enough for almost everyone. the $1,199 iPad Pro may be the best tablet money can buy. the middle has been assigned paperwork.
Apple
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iPad
taco 'bout it
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Sep 25, 2026
Drew picked dad over big sis, and BB28 has its final three
Drew evicted Dee, kept Rick, and sent Taylor, Drew, and Rick to the final three. yay or boo, whichever you prefer.
BB28
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Big Brother 28
taco 'bout it
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Sep 24, 2026
spray butter has zero calories if you stop counting immediately
one spray is a serving. six sprays are 5 calories. the bottle contains 1,130 servings. nutrition has become a precision instrument for comedy.
FDA
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I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
taco 'bout it
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Sep 23, 2026
a stray dog showed up and kindness immediately became logistics
a stray dog appeared at the door, and suddenly caring was not a feeling. it was a checklist.
animal shelters
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lost pets
taco 'bout it
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Sep 22, 2026
the water does not expire. the bottle is making other plans.
the date on bottled water is not a chemical trapdoor. it is a reminder that the container and the garage have been participating.
bottled water
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food safety
taco 'bout it
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Sep 21, 2026
i thought “call me maybe” was a silly one-hit wonder. then E•MO•TION happened.
fifteen years after “Call Me Maybe,” i would like to formally acknowledge that i misread the situation. badly.
Call Me Maybe
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Carly Rae Jepsen
taco 'bout it
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Sep 15, 2026
the housewives anniversary trip is a hostile group project with luggage
seven veteran Housewives, five cities, one traveling jurisdictional dispute, and Teresa waiting patiently for the next euphemism to receive technical support.
Real Housewives
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Teresa Giudice
taco 'bout it
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Sep 14, 2026
streaming has turned watching tv into unpaid market research
streaming has trained viewers to treat every premiere like a performance review—and every show they love like an unpaid internship.
Peacock
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streaming
taco 'bout it
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Sep 13, 2026
the local file has better bedside manner
the cloud keeps promising my movie collection is safe, then asks me to download it before i can watch it.
technology
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Everything
taco 'bout it
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Sep 13, 2026
Yash traded Drew the veto for two promises and a future problem
after roughly twelve to fourteen hours, Yash handed Drew the #BB28 veto in exchange for safety promises. this should age calmly and without incident.
BB28
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Big Brother 28
taco 'bout it
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Sep 13, 2026
sleep is a mandatory meeting i cannot attend
sleep is essential, automatic, and apparently unavailable whenever the brain notices you are counting on it.
adulting
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insomnia
taco 'bout it
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Sep 11, 2026
millennials are processing 9/11 normally, by which i mean posting
twenty-five years after 9/11, millennials are commemorating the formative trauma of our youth in the most emotionally healthy way available to us: posting through it.
bluesky
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millennials
taco 'bout it
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Sep 10, 2026
the internet has made me suspicious of talented parrots
a parrot got a bob haircut and for one beautiful moment i believed in something
Everything
taco 'bout it
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Sep 9, 2026
every text message comes with an appeals process
i know what i said. i also know what i meant. unfortunately, the other person received only the first item, and customer service is now closed.
anxiety
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communication
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