I just saw the worst bit of Black Cope I have ever seen in my entire life
o I'm not subscribed to Plantation Soup but I end up watching everything he posts, it's like a bad relationship, but in the best possible outcome
So Plantation Soup recently critiqued what was for the most part an All Black Film starring Kevin Hart, Druski, Kai Cenat, Kel Mitchell and Sexy Red
Now obviously I respect Kel Mitchell and Kevin Hart and I have respected Kel Mitchell for decades but I have no problem calling a Movie bad if it actually is a bad Movie
The Movie also voiced something we all have low key felt for over a decade at this point, Kenan Thompson became one of the most recurring non Anchor Cast Members of SNL of all time whereas Kel Mitchell sort of did nothing with his career post Kenan & Kel, he sort of stayed within the Dan Schneider ecosystem and now even that is more or less over
Yes, even as an avid Fan of Kel Mitchell who will rush to his defense like how the Ghostbusters slide down a greased up fire pole I am not bigoted, you can be a Fan of someone and even defend them and still not be bigoted, even as a Fan I can accept that he didn't do anything that was meant for a mainstream audience post Kenan & Kel outside of a Superhero Parody Movie with Ben Stiller, in fact that particular Red Hour Movie was an Intellectual Property Ben Stiller never touched again, much to the misfortune of Kel Mitchell
I suppose the reasons behind that is it's own separate Prestige Article
So not as eloquently as I put it; this "Movie" teased Kel Mitchell for more or less doing nothing post Kenan & Kel and proverbially living off Kenan & Kel residuals
The Movie also; in a roundabout way rightly pointed out that Kel Mitchell's lack of acting versatility and depth became apparent post Kenan & Kel and he couldn't pivot to media geared towards adults where the acting was less permissible to be sub par
Nostalgia and a genuine appreciation for Kel Mitchell motivates me but I will say it as it is
You could have a whole debate about what "Acting" even is and at the end of the day I think Aries Spears gets to the point when he says that "Acting" isn't really thespian ability but the lightning in a bottle combination of natural aesthetics, natural sex appeal and natural star power
I know that was basically Aries Spears crying over never becoming a successful Actor despite have unparalleled actual acting ability because he's fat and ugly but the underlying message is correct
Here's what even Aries Spears doesn't know despite having first hand experience in trying to become an Actor
Acting is like Modeling, your natural talent will only get you so far, you need to know people, because that leads to knowing the right people
So that last bit of information is something even Aries Spears in all his wisdom didn't know because he's fat and ugly and thus couldn't meet the actual requirements of being successful in Acting or Modeling
A lot of people don't know this but Aries Spears is also a failed Movie Screenwriter, he wrote many Movie Screenplays which got turned down even within the "Black Community" and they'll always fling eachother's garbage
So getting back to the matter at hand; Kel Mitchell turned out to be the Slasher, actually the Movie was more or less a Slasher and not a Comedy but it didn't even turn into a Slasher until halfway through the Movie and before that it was just a cringefest of an attempt at Comedy
That's just how bad that Movie was, I think I'm stating the obvious opinion in saying that Kevin Hart, Kai Cenat and Druski are masters of their craft but none of them have talent as Movie Producers
Yes they have all been in Movies before but none of them have produced a Movie before and none of them should frankly, if this is the product
So let's actually talk about what we were supposed to talk about, the Black Cope
So Plantation Soup was rightfully speaking negatively of the Movie and so have I and rightfully so and there was a comment that actually defended the Movie in the absolute worst way possible
It basically said that Plantation Soup has no idea what he's talking about because he's not Black and that the Movie was made by the Black Community for the Black Community and the Black Community thought it was great
I'll have to interject here, wrong motherfucker, you're just saying that because the Movie being bad hurt your feelfeels, you're probably a fan of Kevin Hart, Druski and Kai Cenat and that's why you won't admit that the Movie was bad and of course you're a Member of the "Black Community" and everything the Black Community churns out is automatically a masterpiece to you and you're not actually going to evaluate it like you would do literally anything else
Your opinion is worthless and you're just feeling bad in your feelfeels and getting on the offensive because the Movie is actually getting laughed at outside the Black Community and rightfully so and now you're making the worst possible excuse that it was an All Black Production so people who aren't Black won't actually get it
We get it and we know it's bad, and you can't get outside your own feelfeels and accept that, so now you have to say that everyone who isn't Black won't understand that the Movie is actually good
Here's the worst part, that clown isn't actually judging whether the Movie is good or not, he just saw it as an All Black Production and decided to defend it, how utterly pitiful
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