Mansions Dave and gendered societal dynamics
eing tall, muscular, handsome and having a big dick with ample flexibility and satisfactory girth doesn't automatically give you a personality
Case in point Brendan Schaub
If there is one person the Internet makes fun of repeatedly and mercilessly it's him
A lot of people think that good looking people tend to be vain and devoid of personality
No that's just Women
Actually Women in general
Except the fat Women of course who will overcompensate by being a totally disingenuous "quirky" fat girl, you know what I'm talking about don't act like you don't know
Then there are of course the fat Women who don't even do that and are just dead inside, cursing their fat existence
Men typically have robust personalities
Men also have excellent camaraderie, unlike Women
I remember in my High School days I noticed a fundamental truth to gender segregated society
There was always camaraderie between Men
We didn't caste off into tiers based on how good we looked
I think you know where I'm going with this
We all know the plethora of unwritten social rules in High School that we will literally never apply anywhere else in life
One of those strange rules was that Women had to separate into tiers based on how good they looked, you had your Alpha Chicks, your Sigma Chicks who are just too fucking smart for all of this and hang out with the Guys and then of course in the true spirit of the Indian Caste System you had the Untouchables
As a High Fantasy World Builder you get to do research on Fae
Basically, it's not that the Fae are not real, quite the contrary, they're too real, they can walk back and forth between the manifested world and non manifested world, their true knowledge is one of many forbidden facets of knowledge that can cause frenzy to ordinary mortals
The Fae phase in and out of existence as they please, completely bypassing and ignoring the constructs of the manifested world
That's basically how the fat/ ugly Chicks operate, they clique up, roam around as they please and ignore every social boundary and construct, they know they've been cast aside and they have moved on with their lives
They are like the majestic Fae, just ugly and fat
Then of course your Alpha Chicks aren't actually Friends because they "compete" with one another and then the supposed laid back Sigma Chicks who hang out with the Guys also aren't actually Friends because they're also competing with each other and the Alpha Chicks for that matter and their only real Friends are the Guys who send them unsolicited texts
Basically actual Female Friendship is the bond shared by the Ugly Chicks Clique and even that is completely disingenuous and purely circumstantial
So basically Men are more likely to develop genuine personalities but yes, good looking people, especially Women are less likely to develop them
A good looking Man is the least likely type of Man to develop a personality meanwhile Men who were lower on the aesthetics scale tend to develop authentic personalities
So Brendan Schaub being a good looking Guy was actually at a disadvantage personality-wise and then instead of just being devoid of personality he became the Internet's final boss of cringe
Whether it's his work as a Stand Up Comedian or MMA Analyst or even a Car Vlogger he is cringe made flesh
It's impossible to look at him and not immediately look away and eventually roll your eyes once you're familiar with his garbage
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