Mansions Dave and European Larpers
don't think you actually have to be caught up with Streamer Culture to know that there are always a couple of basement dwellers in the Chat
One of the most vehemently strange kind of people I've met online are the "I'm European, trust me Bro" Americans
I think saying these people are mentally sick would be an understatement
First of all there are plenty of delusional White Americans who will claim to be European, that's borderline normal
There are also plenty of delusional White Americans who think that certain blocs of White People, namely Canadians, Americans, British, Europeans, Russians and Australians are the chosen ones of the world
They won't include Turkic People or Caucasus People in their definition of White People
They'll also turn a blind eye and ignore multiple facts like China, India and Japan are three of the world's five wealthiest nations
They'll also ignore multiple other facts like East Asia is the second richest Subcontinent in the world, South Asia is the third richest Subcontinent in the world and the Arab Gulf is the fourth richest Subcontinent in the world
They'll turn a blind eye to all those facts because those facts don't complement their delusional chosen ones image
So anyway, back to the European Larpers
What's vehemently strange is that there are people in Chat; who are clearly American; larping as European
Then of course there's the back pedaling
There's the occasional "I'm actually American but I live in Europe for work" excuse when they most probably work at a McDonald's
Then there's the "I actually meant to say I'm British" excuse which is equally sad
What's absolutely incriminating is the subset of those mentally ill people who will simply not answer any questions whatsoever when you press them and actually ask them where they're from
It's not my intention to fraud check anyone, I just genuinely want to know where the people I'm chatting with are from but their silence afterward tells me everything I need to know, I'm dealing with another European Larper
The "I'm European" lead is usually the giveaway
No European would actually lead with that instead of divulging their nationality
So obviously there's the usual kind of weirdos in the Chat that you have to avoid and now there's a whole new kind of weirdo that you'll have to avoid in addition to that
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